Carina Chocano imagines what "learning the art of conversation" would have been like at this household. With footnotes taken from actual remarks.
Ellen Fulton imagines a scenario that will have men thinking twice about the practicality of supporting Dubya.
Ruben Bolling's "Tom the Dancing Bug" comic strip provides the paneled soap box for the White House hopefuls to tell the rich how to get richer.
Carina Chocano opines that Dubya's a dozen years behind in assessing the will of the people. See sneak previews of advertising's starboard turn.
Tom McNichol reports on the wonders of the neurological tool known as the "implantable cranial defibrillator." Find out who, in addition to Dubya, has one.
Find out why a San Francisco art student's project for NOW's April 22 march in Washington is called "No Bush! -- It's not yours, it's mine."
View t-shirts and other items bearing Dubya's likeness and the line "Leadership n' stuff."
Have good laugh at the expense of the "President" with this archive of jokes, photos and links.
Tom Tomorrow uses actual quotes from Dubya's mouth about what he's going to do with his tax rebate.
George W. gets animated at this humor site featuring a slew of dancing George W. Bush figures and heads.
Read satirical news stories about George W. Bush and the job he's doing in the White House. Other political figures are also featured.
Learn about this dialect of "tangled syntax, mispronunciations, run-on sentences, misplaced modifiers" and subject-verb disagreement.
Check out photo galleries of candidate grimaces and thumbs up poses. Also find memorable audio clips.
Ruben Bolling illustrates for whom Dubya really feels compassion in this series of panels which includes a conservation tip.
Find out who's the dummy in Tom Tomorrow's panel about virtual ventriloquism in the presidency.
Find alternatives to unreliable solar and wind power, because windmills only work when it's windy and "the sun is 'off' 50 percent of the time."
Review some of Bush's malapropisms and learn how his reputation for ignorance, ineptitude and inarticulateness is working in his favor.
Find out how close Dubya's love is to an unconditional 100%, and determine whether it will affect your vote. Click to get a free email address.
Check out the striking simian similarities between Dubya and a host of arboreal apes. He may be a monkey's uncle!
View photos that prove there's only a 1% DNA difference certain primates. Includes a GWB-Chimp random pic generator and t-shirts to buy or win.
See Dubya's day-to-day ruminations about the "manuel recount," hot spots like "Oozbeckystan" and brother Jeb's interest in running for POTUS.
View the simian similarities that make a monkey out of Dubya.
Read news about the candidate who's "a reformer because it sounds good." Listen to his theme song and learn about campaign contributor's rewards.
Follow the adventures of the beanie-wearing POTUS as he goes back to the 20th century to assemble a cabinet for the 21st.
Watch Dubya take a licking and keep on ticking, and see how he handles temptation in this animated presentation.
Learn about the vast left-wing conspiracy that's responsible for making a monkey out of Dubya in "The Chimping of the President."
Roy Blount, who voted for Gore, picks George Washington's birthday to present his imaginings of a Bush future.
Hollis Gillespie explains her flawed attraction to the cocaine-sniffing, booze-swilling, gun-toting ballsy image of Dubya.
Examine gaffes spoken by the "compassionate conservative" that offended all sorts of people who aren't male members of the privileged class.
Scott Holden Smith's reasons to "boycott this artless presidency" by sacrificing the use of the letter "w" for the term of office.
Confidential fax from the Chief of Staff to Dubya provides an Election 2000 cheat sheet in response to the "ridiculously overblown investigation into absentee ballots."
Read a top-secret communique to a vacationing Dubya from Andrew H. Card, Jr., Chief of Staff, on the "Communities of Character" plan.
Pages from Dubya's colorful scrapbook include FAQs on the first daughters, Colin Powell's schedule, and an unveiling of the "Executionator." Subscribe to a newsletter.
Memo from the Chief of Staff to Dubya outlines how he can reign as "phat and stoopid" while "Bubba does Broadway" if "Puff Colly" and "Condi" take their show on the road.
Chief of Staff's memo to Dubya lists "some of the more obvious burrs in our administrative saddle" with Vice President Cheney's recommendations for methods of removal.
Joan Walsh covers news of acting president-elect Dick Cheney's progress in the transition process.
Tom McNichol provides a memo of reassuring travel tips for the president's eyes only.
Actual transcript of his speech before the media at the 57th annual dinner, with intentional, and of course unintentional gaffes.
Find out if there's any truth to the phrase "Like father, like son." Check Dubya's record as governor of Texas and his thoughts on free speech.
See how the missile defense appropriation sets Dubya to musing about saving the day in his role as "hero of the galaxy."
Dave Itzkoff presents the naughty but nice story of the"happy little monkey" from Texas in prose and pictures.
Carina Chocano writes about the Bush boys' bullishness for bull balls, and what that taste portends for the new presidential administration.
Discover Dubya's views on missile defense, an anti-radioactive lizard submarine fleet, and advanced anti-zombie technology.
Following Dubya's reversal on regulating power plant emissions, see explanations for why carbon dioxide is a "Bridge to Tomorrow's Future."
See Bush-Cheney campaign slogans crayoned by the commander-in-chief. Find out how to be his pen pal.
Help Dubya find his heart's desire, visit his virtual campaign headquarters, follow him on the road, read his speeches and consider contributing.
See a memo with many directions from the Chief of Staff to Dubya that opens with "the vice president has asked us to make some revisions in your schedule for this week."